WHAT WOMEN REALLY MEAN
          

CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS?
There is no way in hell I'm going to let any part of your body touch
any part of mine, again.

I JUST NEED SOME SPACE
Without you in it.

DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?
We haven't had a fight in a while.

NO, PIZZA'S FINE
You cheap slob!

I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW
I just don't want YOU as a boyfriend EVER.           

I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
I can't believe you have nothing planned.           

I LIKE YOU, BUT
I don't like you.

OF COURSE I LOVE YOU
Just not in THAT way.

YOU NEVER LISTEN
You never listen.

WE'RE MOVING TOO QUICKLY
I'm not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy at the
gym has a girlfriend.

I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE
I'm ready now, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you
will.  

OH YES! RIGHT THERE!
Well, near there, I just want to get this over with.           
I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS
We're going to get sloshed and make fun of you and your friends.